deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

flanecitoghei:

Last night, roro and I were talking about Eren in all kind of wedding dresses and this happened. Yeah.

dogslug:

furrylittlepeach:

Adding final details to this handsome fella.. (Instagram)

IT’S A BEAR omg it took me a second but when i saw it was a bear it blew my mind THIS IS GORGEOUS

dogslug:

furrylittlepeach:

Adding final details to this handsome fella.. (Instagram)

IT’S A BEAR omg it took me a second but when i saw it was a bear it blew my mind THIS IS GORGEOUS

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

crush
escarletes:


aloisbae:

is this black butler

yes

escarletes:

aloisbae:

is this black butler

yes

rabbittwalter:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

radioactivepanic:

alltangledupinblue:

daveyoufool:

When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse”

BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS

LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT.

.~ Practically perfect in every FUCKING way ~.

Always reblog Julie Andrews.

Mary Poppins is cussing someone out without even speaking

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*
The truth is out there

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*

The truth is out there

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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